It's official! I'm such a Chuck Norris fan! Well, I'm a 'Chuck Norris Facts' fan but hey, same difference right? I remember my brother was crazy about Chuck Norris years ago when we were still kiddies. Walker Texas Range was his most favouritist series on TV and Chuck Norris was his hero! I just checked out the guy's age.... OMG he's ancient! He's 68 and still going strong! He's my new hero!
Here are a few of my faves:
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out. (oh please tell me you get this!)
-Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
-Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago but Death doesnt have the balls to tell him
-Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Ah yesss..... Chuck Norris.... Gotta love him!
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